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ESL - Blue Snow

21st Century Nursery Rhymes
ESL - March, 2009 & July, 2014 - Woodhaven

Gram'pa is so silly,
He got a goat named Billy,
He milks it every day,
But all he gets is whey.
*
Lori is so pretty
And she got a lotta class
But when she bends over
You still try to grab her ass
*
7 pretty girls sitting in your back seat
6 of them are posing with their legs so high
You open up the door and 7 is no more
Throw out her broom and tell her:
You gotta learn to fly
*
Let's go do the loop-d-loop
Let us do the loop-d-li
I'll still respect you in the morning
Come'on baby please don't cry
*
They say that boys are rude
and girls are oh so sainted
But boys do not ex-foliate
nor do they go get painted
*
They say she's a dog She's a fox, she's a bitch
I wonder why anyone would ride one of each
*
Her pants split down the middle and we all laughed so hard
Well, some of us laughed and some of us got hard
*
Jiggle, jiggle, shake that middle
Turn it clockwise ma'am and let us grind that bum
*
Beautiful Lavinia has a spindle up her but
She walks just like a lady but we know that she's not.
*
There's this silly song
I try to sing along
But I can't pass the buck
At the first line I'm stuck
Bang. Bang Lulu (repeat 4-5 times)
Yeah!

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