Come on you silly gram'pa - jump off the boat,
The water is so nice and you just gonna float,
If you don't jump in quickly and quickly leave the boat
I 'fraid someone who come, they gonna get your goat.
There goes a naughty boy his name is Tony
He likes a lotta pizza and loves the macaroni
Today he cannot eat not even minestroni
Not even one canolli, he's so full of baloney.