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Prophecy #1
Robot in Distress
Virgins
ESL - July 2014, Woodhaven

I heard about the 72 virgins that believers get in heaven
and I thought
wow, they won't compare me to their previous lovers like some others did
And then I thought
Let us assume that they are all nubile, sexy and young, but not too young
Let us further postulate that they are all female
And let us further dispose with the logistics
I mean the others get them too, will there be enough?
Oh oh
Nah, God is just and wouldn't play that trick on us
I will believe that every guy gets their own virgins
Oh yeah
and they will be of various pleasing shapes, sizes and colors
And a few with tattoos, Brazilian bikini wax, full body wax
Some with strategic piercings
They will all adore me and will not talk too much
I think that about does it

And then I thought, if I will still be me
I could do one or two a day hopefully
Another three or four with some prestidigitation
But what about the rest of my own little nation?

They all adore me and they yearn to whore me
Celestial Viagra could be a good remedy

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