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Robot in Distress
Or is it all gonna be Adam and Havah (that's Eve real name)
and Havah and Havah, and Havah, and Havah, and Havah, etcetera.

I went to a wise Mullah with my concern
Don't sweat all the details he said in his turn
I said you forget I'm a Jew
Details - that's what we do
Everytime you don't see us dancing the hora
We are sitting around nitpicking the Torah

At that point I thought a second opinion might be in order

So I went to my mohel that is - Zalman Pick
He's the wisest man I know and he once sucked my dick
I told him about it - 'bout my wet dreams as well
I said this fun Heaven could maybe be Hell?

and he said
Same thing my boy
I was perplexed so I asked
But then what is the meaning of life?
He nodded sagely, patted me on the crotch
and then he said:
"Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?"

 
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