About a Fucked Foot
ESL - June 2009, Woodhaven
I caught the tail end of a conversation and it went like this: " ..... so, your foot got fucked baby."
Well "foot (fut)" means "fuck"
in Romanian, "was" in French" and
we know the English meaning. So, me and my international homonym lexiconed mind (which is
a nice way of saying that where in my youth I used to a polyglot, I can now
safely proclaim that my mind is filled with a language soup of many
immediately came up with 5 different scenarios that could work
as a prelude to this one little snippet, as well as fitting in
perfectly with my Lexicon.
They can be summarized thus:
- This person's foot was humped by a very
- He/she indulged in some very perverted sexual practices
(disgusting, but hard to take your eyes off of.)
- A few years ago, in New
Jersey this guy actually had the wrong leg (and foot) amputated. I sincerely
hope this was not the case.
- It could just be a severe case of athlete's foot.
- Very small shoes, squeezing the be-Jesus out of that foot.
The rest of the conversation could have gone on like this:
1. Yeah man, can you believe that stupid Chihuahua. if the
owner wasn't that blonde, stacked and obviously bothered, I would have kicked
the little shit all the way into next week. Unfortunately,
all I could do was drool because her mother had come home unexpectedly. So all
we did was drink tea and have a couple of cookies, but we have another date on Thursday
and after that, hopefully, my place - wish me luck.